Black Canary? More like Black Kakapo…
Crime-fighting took a back seat the moment Dinah discovered midnight snacking was way more satisfying than chasing crooks.
Her leather suit? Long gone—replaced by leggings fighting for dear life. Her belly now leads the way, soft, massive, and constantly rumbling.
She still calls it training… just with donuts instead of dumbbells.
And when someone mocks her size?
She smirks, pats her heavy gut, and says,
“Wanna see what this belly can really do?”


The kakapo is a parrot from New Zealand so fat that it can’t fly.