Tomb Plumper
Lara Croft’s latest expedition has come with a few… extra pounds of baggage. Jungle heat, tight shorts, and non-stop snacking have turned raiding tombs into a full-body workout she wasn’t quite ready for.
“Maybe I should have cut back on the snacking… it’s making my job rather difficult.”
Sweating, stuffed, and barely contained in her gear, Lara’s figure is now more legendary than any artifact she’s tracking. With a donut holstered to her thigh and a belly that refuses to quit, this explorer is carving a new path—one snack at a time.

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